Jimmy: “Let’s have a beat contest.”
Me: “What’s that?”
Jimmy: “It’s when you beat people!” (I’m assuming he means beating people AT something, not beating people up!)
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Jimmy: “This is frozen salad.”
Me: “What?”
Jimmy: “It’s frozen salad!”
Me: “Oh, you mean frozen SOLID!”
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Walking into a run-of-the-mill pharmacy to pick up a prescription with me, Jimmy exclaimed, “WOW, this place is a great…place!”
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After I grabbed Danny off of a fence he was climbing, I asked him, “What do you think you were doing?”
Danny simply said, “Me touch sky.”
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I was lying on the couch recently with a bad head cold. Jimmy came over to me and started asking me a million questions. I weakly replied, “I can’t talk right now.”
Jimmy said, “Why? I LOVE talking!”
Your kids, sis! Man, your kids touch my heart. Danny’s quote – wow! Mmmmeeellltttt.