Quotes

Jimmy: “Let’s have a beat contest.”

Me: “What’s that?”

Jimmy: “It’s when you beat people!” (I’m assuming he means beating people AT something, not beating people up!)

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Jimmy: “This is frozen salad.”

Me: “What?”

Jimmy: “It’s frozen salad!”

Me: “Oh, you mean frozen SOLID!”

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Walking into a run-of-the-mill pharmacy to pick up a prescription with me, Jimmy exclaimed, “WOW, this place is a great…place!”

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After I grabbed Danny off of a fence he was climbing, I asked him, “What do you think you were doing?”

Danny simply said, “Me touch sky.”

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I was lying on the couch recently with a bad head cold.  Jimmy came over to me and started asking me a million questions.  I weakly replied, “I can’t talk right now.”

Jimmy said, “Why? I LOVE talking!”

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