Quotes

Me: “The sun rises in the East, and sets in the West.”

Jimmy: “It’s good the sun sets in the West.  The cowboys need the sun in the desert.  It gets dark there.”

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As Danny was walking out the door at his grandparent’s house, he popped his head back in and cheerfully said, “If you need me, I’ll be outside pooping.”

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Susie: “Mama, in Heaven, we will have to wear royal clothes?  Sometimes they’re kind of itchy…and I don’t like to dress up.”

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I asked Danny a question, and he answered, “Mama, wait, I’m thinkin’” and then he paused and looked up above his head.  Then he turned to me and asked, “Why is there no bubble coming out of my head?” (He’s been looking at his sisters’ comic books where there are ‘thought bubbles’ above people’s heads when they think!)

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Danny, asking what he could do to help heal from a cold: “How do I feel better?”

Me: “Well, you need to get lots of rest and drink lots of water and you’ll feel better in a few days.”

Danny: “And drive a motorcycle, would that help?  Would it??”

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Jimmy, handing me an iPad: “Please tell me your passcode.  I can forget.  I’m an expert at forgetting!”

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Susie: “A kid in my class wants to be a math-magician when they grow up.”

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Me, looking down at what Danny put in my hand: “Danny, did you just hand me snot?”

Danny: “No.”

Me, relieved: “Oh good.”

Danny: “It’s dry snot.”

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Me: “Jimmy, what state do you want to live in when you grow up?  Connecticut, New York, Pennsylvania, Florida, California, Texas…”

Jimmy: “Texas Roadhouse!!”