Danny, suggesting his own discipline for his brother’s recent misbehavior: “You could leave him home.”
Me: “I can’t leave Jimmy home alone.”
Danny: “Yeah you can.”
Me: “No I can’t, who would watch him?”
Danny: “God can watch him.”
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Susie brought a purse along with her the other day when we were out running errands. I overheard her describing the purse’s contents to her siblings, including the following: “And here’s an emergency bracelet in case we run into a fashion show.”
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Jimmy, after he quickly mastered standing on a paddleboard: “I’m the most balanced person in this family.”
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As Susie and I were sitting in the house together, Susie suddenly exclaimed: “Nancy!”
Me, confused: “What??”
Susie, pointing to a nearby insect: “Nancy, the fly!”
Me: “You named it?”
Susie: “Well we can’t get a dog.”
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After Jimmy asked me a question, I replied: “Your guess is as good as mine.”
Jimmy: “I think better than yours.”
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Jimmy must have overheard my oft-repeated phrase that our family buys EVERYTHING at Costco, because as we were walking the aisles of Costco, he remarked: “You should get your tombstone here!”
🙂 love 🙂
Kids say the darnest things ! Lucky for them, you have recorded these gems for them to look back on and laugh ! Good Job, Mom !!
The last one is my favorite 😀