Danny was coloring a picture of a pumpkin for a school project. I told him he was doing a good job, but he insisted his homework was very hard. He (randomly!) explained, “This is way harder. Harder than cleaning up a garden.”
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Danny had me write a to-do list for him. Here is his list verbatim:
1) Make a big toot
2) Ride motorcycles
3) Clean the basement
4) Poop in the toilet
5) Ride motorcycles again
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Susie was happily performing her chore for the day – dusting – when she announced, “Hey! This is fun AND work! It’s ‘fork’!”
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Danny was relating a story to his siblings, but Jimmy was concerned that he was going to ruin the punchline before Jimmy could say it. He interjected: “Don’t spoil the beans!”
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Danny: “If I see a mosquito, I’m gonna make a sign that says, ‘No Mosquitos.’”
Me: “Can mosquitos read?”
Danny: “No, I’m gonna hit the mosquito with it.”
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