Dad, instructing the kids on prayer: “When you pray, you should name your sins.”
Susie: “Dear Lord, please forgive me for Leonardo.”
Jim: “What??”
Susie: “You told me to name my sins!”
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I had told Jimmy to wait patiently for his brother to move out of his path on the floor, instead of stepping on him.
Jimmy protested, “But waiting is my worst enemy!!!”
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When I told Danny that he needed to stay away from people while he was sick because he was still contagious, he said proudly: “My power is getting bad guys sick. I’ll make them all puke.”
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Jimmy, talking to an iPad: "Siri, what is the passcode for daddy’s phone?"
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Danny: “When I grow up, my name will be Jim.”
Lol Leonardo. That’s a good one :)))