Me: “Hey girls – look out there! There’s a skunk in our yard! I hope he doesn’t tangle with Tommy (our cat).”
Becky: “Yeah, I hope he doesn’t eat Tommy.”
Me: “No hon, skunks don’t eat cats. He would just make Tommy stinky.”
Becky: “I hope he doesn’t poop on Tommy.”
Me: “No, skunks don’t poop to make us stinky. They spray stinky stuff on us.”
Becky: “I don’t want the skunk to spray poop on us.”
Me: “No honey, he doesn’t spray poop. You know how your bath toys squirt water out? Skunks squirt out water that stinks.
Becky: “I don’t want skunks to take our bath toys.”
Me: Sigh.
Sorry but that made me laugh because I understand those conversations!
Hilarious, yet so understandable for Becky’s thought processes. I have been smiling to myself each time I think of your conversation. Thanks for sharing.
Hope Tommy was smart enough to stay away from the skunk.
Hahahahaha. Made me laugh out loud! Glad you shared!
Ok, I just laughed so hard I cried-thanks for making my work day more bearable! When is your book coming out? :p