Quotes

Susie, about our local Costco store: “I know this place like the bottom of my foot. “

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Becky: “Mommy, when Is the fourth of July?  Is it July 4th?  I just figured that out.”

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Jimmy, to his cousin: “Jonathan, do you know how to spell my name?”

Jon: “J-A-M-E-S”

Jimmy: bursts out laughing, "Definitely not!!"

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Jimmy and I had been reading about the sonic boom that occurs when a plane goes faster than the speed of sound.  I was asking Jimmy some questions about it later. 

He explained: "A sonic boom is when a plane breaks the Sound of Music."

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Danny was in the car roaring, pretending to be a lion. He roared so loud he hurt his throat and started coughing.  Once he got his breath back, he sputtered, "That was a lion’s cough." 

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Jimmy had some blood on his face from a mosquito bite.  Observing himself in the mirror, he said, "I see the blood."   His words reminded me of a Bible verse from Exodus, so I absentmindedly quoted, "When I see the blood, I will pass over you."  Jimmy asked what I said, and I explained it was from the Bible.  He then walked into his room and promptly sat on his brother’s head, who was lying on the floor.  I hollered over to him, "Jimmy, step away from your brother!"  Jimmy looked up and asked, "Is that a Bible verse, too?"