After drinking sparkling water, Danny pointed to his mouth and observed, “There’s something bouncy in there.”
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Jimmy: “You know what I’m gonna work on?”
Danny: “What are you goin’ to work on?
Jimmy: “I’m gonna be a spy.”
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Me, pointing to a group of girls boarding a bus, “I think those are cheerleaders on that bus.”
Jimmy: “I like cheerleaders. They lead people.”
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Becky, playing the “would you rather” game with her sister: “Would you rather smell a dead rat or get married when you were a kid?!”
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We were sitting at McDonalds and a tall black man walked by our table. Jimmy looked at him and got all excited. He said to me, “I think I saw a guy from Jon’s football cards!!”
Me: “Really?”
Jimmy: “I think I saw Tom Brady!!”
Hahaha I died laughing at the last one!!