Danny (talking about spending money as a grown-up): “I don’t want to keep my money. I want to give my money away – to someone who can buy motorcycles for me.”
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Me to Jimmy, seeing him turn and walk bare-bottomed out of the bathroom after having only just entered it: “Why aren’t you going in there?”
Jimmy: “I can’t. There’s a bug in there. I need privacy.”
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Me: “Danny, can you put these puzzle pieces together for me?”
Danny: “I a worker. I can handle anything you want me to.”
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Jimmy: “I’m glad I’m a boy because I can pee anywhere.”
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Danny, after hearing me sing “On Top of Spaghetti”: “I love you, Mom. Don’t roll away with your meatball.”
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Jimmy, talking about villainous characters in a story: “They’re BAD guys. That’s why they call them ‘bad guys.’”
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Susie: “People who wear glasses don’t blink.”
hahaha Your Quote posts are my absolute favourite! Thanks for the laughs 🙂