Jimmy: “I had a big cold yesterday. It’s the same one I have today.”
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Me to Jimmy: “Bud, are you tired?”
Jimmy: “No, why?”
Me: “Well cause sometimes when you’re wiggly, you’re tired.”
Jimmy: “No, when I’m wiggly, I’m wide awake!”
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During our Arizona vacation, some of the kids went on a Hummer tour in Sedona. Afterward, Becky was telling me all about the ride, including details about a “wait-a-minute” cactus they learned all about from the tour driver.
After she was done, I said, “Wow, that’s a great story!”
Jimmy looked at me soberly and corrected, “It’s not a story. It’s a plant.”
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Jimmy, walking up to Pappy outside, shivering: "I got this new coat and I’m still cold."
Pappy: "Where is your coat?"
Jimmy: "It’s in the car."
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I overheard Danny singing to himself around Christmastime: “Jimmy got run over by a reindeer…”
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Jimmy, trying to help me potty-train Danny, grabbed my iPhone and said: “Siri, remind Danny to poop.”
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