Quotes

Jimmy, looking at the ingredients I was preparing for dinner: “Is that baloney?”

Me: “No, it’s bulk sausage.”

Jimmy: “So it’s made from bulls?”

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While in the car listening to the radio, I had explained to Danny that our eardrums inside our ears help us to hear things.  A few minutes later, he excitedly declared, “Mama!  Mama!  My eardrums are singing you a song!”

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Danny, upon entering the refrigerated section of Costco with me: “I’m so cold I’m gonna burst into flames!”

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I was pointing at pictures in a book and asking Danny to name the items I indicated.  I pointed to soccer balls, and I said, “Dan, what are those?  What kind of balls?”

Danny: “Um…footballs?”

Me: “No…try again.  Another kind of balls…”

Danny: “Meatballs?”

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Jimmy was trying to figure out the science of how a baby is fed in utero.  I explained it the best I could, and then he said…”So babies have extension cords?”

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Susie: “Cigarettes are bad for you.”

Jimmy: “Yeah.”

Danny: “Yeah. There could be two spiders inside a cigarette and they crawl into your mouth. It’s bad to eat spiders.”