Quotes

Danny, after hearing a Patriot’s fan rave about their quarterback: “God is even better than Tom Brady.”

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Jimmy trying to describe the feeling of when his foot falls asleep: “It’s like pop rocks, but not in your mouth.”

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Jimmy telling his dad about him flying drones solo one afternoon: “I’m not very good at landing them…actually, I am good…I just land them from fifty feet in the air.”

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Jim: “Sus, you’re awesome.”
Susie: “I kinda figured that out a few years ago.”

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Susie: “Why do bugs like me so much?”
Me: “Because you’re sweet and juicy.”
Susie: “Oh. Well at least I’ll be well-chewed when I’m dead.”

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Danny, looking at the pictures of a library book about the Titanic, excitedly announced: “Mom! Mom! I know how the Titanic sinked!”
Jimmy quickly jumped in: “Yeah, it bumped into an iceberg.”
Danny, deflated: “Oh. I was gonna say it was shooted at.”

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