Tazie: “Was I at your and daddy’s wedding?”
Me: “Nope, you weren’t born yet.”
Tazie: “Oh yeah, I was a baby then I liked milk and I didn’t have eyes. Now I’m a big girl and I still like milk and I have eyes.”
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Me, to Tazie at bedtime: “I’m sorry, but you can’t take this string to bed. It could hurt you.”
Tazie: “But it’s not a hippo on my head!!”
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Me: “Wow Susie, that was a fast shower!”
Susie: “Yeah, only 5 minutes!”
Jimmy: “You think that’s fast?”
Susie, pointing to her head: “You know how long it takes to wash this much hair?”
Jimmy, pointing to himself: “You know how long it takes to wash this many muscles?”
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We were walking in the woods and heard a tree fall in the distance.
Me: “Hear that tree fall?”
Jimmy: “Who did that?”
Daddy: “God did it!”
Tazie: “God doesn’t have a chainsaw!”
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Susie: “Why is it so hard to scoop hard ice cream?”
Me: “You need strong forearms.”
Danny, flexing his biceps: “I have strong six-arms.”
I am SO happy that you have included these sweet quips in your family blog ! They are treasures that would be lost to time in any other setting. Kids really DO say the cutest things 😆