According to Kids

Weather according to Susie: “Rain comes!”  as she tosses her dinner rice into the air.

Metaphor according to Susie: “Last day, I saw a bee walking like a…bee.”

Ethics according to Susie: “You never ever push anybody.  That’s the Golden Rule.”

 

Ethics according to Becky:

Me: “What’s the Golden Rule?” Becky: “If I ask you, share with me.” 

Biology according to Becky:

Jim: “Does a bear poop in the woods?” Becky: “No, he poops in the forest.”

Scripture according to Becky:

Me: “Why did Moses get put in a basket in the river?”  Becky: “Because he whined.”

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