More Susie-isms

Clutching her backside: “My bum has a tummy ache.”

After returning from Arizona: “Connecticut is happy to have us back.” 

Gesturing with her thumb over her shoulder where her sibling was disobeying: “Mama, you don’t want to see this!”

After Jim asked her how often she prayed: “Twenty miles a day!”

When she wanted me to leave the room, she told me: “Go cook.”

Looking at herself in the mirror: “We’re getting taller, and Jimmy is getting lower.”

After I told her to be careful to not fall while she was roughhousing with her sister: “We won’t fall!  We’re great!”

While we were sitting in the family room and Susie nearly impaled her brother with a pencil, I told her to take the pencil into the kitchen.  She reluctantly obeyed (after several scoldings), and then stomped back in and informed me: “Mama, I want to make decisions.”  I told her that I was in charge.  After sulking a few minutes, her eyes brightened and she ran into the kitchen in the direction of the pencil.  I asked her what she thought she was doing, and she cheerfully replied, “I know!  I’m pretending the family room IS the kitchen!” 

1 comment to More Susie-isms

  • Linda

    From the mouth of babes! I especially like ” Mama, you don’t want to see this! ”
    I showed this list to several co-workers last night, and they all lamented that they didn’t write down their children’s sayings when they were small. Kudo’s for you, Emily, on so many levels!
    Love,
    Grammie

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