We were driving home at night, so the interior of the car was dark, and I heard Becky say, “Susie, are you there?”
Susie replied, “No.”
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After she had said something funny, I told Susie she was cute. Susie smiled and said, “Thanks, Mom. I’m always cute with this blonde hair.”
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I had mentioned something to Susie about using her brain, and she looked up in sincere bewilderment and gaped, “I have a BRAIN?”
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Susie: “Can I have candy before bed?”
Me: “No.”
Susie: “Why not?”
Me: “Because you could get cavities.”
Susie: “But I LOVE the dentist!”
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Susie, pretending to be a pirate: “Shiver me mateys!”
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Susie: “I really want my tooth to fall out so I can get a present from God.”
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Me: “Susie, can you help Jimmy into his highchair?”
Susie: “According to my research, I can’t help you.”
Man are your kids crack-ups! This is hilarious 🙂
‘According to my research???’ Where did that come from! LOL
Love these! I find myself having similar conversations. The last one on your list….is by far the best!
Goodness gracious, these were hilarious!
What fun you must have!! Love the cuteness!!