Those Kids

Recalling driving the little toy Jeep around the yard with her cousins, Becky said "Me and Jonathan are the best drivers of all.”

Susie replied, "Katie and I are the best losers of all!”

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Becky, after hearing me talk about blasting the rocks for our pool: “Mommy what’s a blast?”

Me: “A blast is an explosion, when you blow something up.”

Becky: “Oh.  I thought a blast is when you’re having a fun, fun party.”

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Susie: “I can go shopping whenever I want when I grow up.”

Me: “If you have money, that’s right.”

Susie: “Well, my husband will give me money by working.”

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Susie to her sister, with more than a little annoyance in her voice: “Why do you have to do everything I do?”

Becky: “Because it’s exciting!”

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Jimmy, when he got a rock in his shoe, sat down heavily and took his shoe off, saying, “Oh man!”

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Becky: “When I grow up, I want a red convertible…” Then she paused and looked up at me sadly and moaned, “But that means I can’t have any kids!” 

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Susie, reading a line in a book: “Well, I’ll be a monkey’s uncle.”

Jimmy: “Me be a uncle monkey.”  Then he burst out laughing.  🙂

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