Susie: “Everybody (at school) believes in Santa. And saying ‘butt.’”
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Jimmy: “You should say good words like, ‘Hi! I’m Jimmy!’ not bad words like ‘hate – butt.’”
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Jimmy, eyeing his favorite vegetable: “Is this a cucumber…or candy?”
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Jimmy: “When I grow up I’m going to get a Cadillac Escalade and meet you at the mall. And daddy.”
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After Jimmy kept giving his two cents about how I should discipline Danny while he was misbehaving, I said:
“Jimmy, don’t worry about Danny. You worry about yourself.”
Jimmy: “I worry about YOU!”
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Susie: “Life is fun!”
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Dad: “Hey Jimmy, don’t pick your nose.”
Jimmy: “I’m not. I’m getting a booger out.”
HA–Jimmy sounds like my kinda guy. Just tells it like it is…. Love your posts!!