Becky, to Susie: “You do not want to marry a policeman.”
Susie: “Why?”
Becky: “Because he’ll pull you over!”
*******
Dad, prompting the kids to remember my birthday, which was the day before Easter: “Does anybody know what day it is?”
Becky: “Good Saturday?”
*******
Susie presented me with an Easter package she hadn’t yet been given permission to open and said, “I accidentally cut it open with scissors.”
********
The kids had asked me how many people were in the world. We did some investigating, and I told them the current number.
Susie responded: “That means we have a lot of friends to meet.”
Leave a Reply