Jimmy: “Can I have more noodle soup?”
Me: “What?”
Jimmy: “Noodle soup. What I was just eating?”
Me, confused: “What?”
Jimmy, pointing to cannelini beans: “These!”
Me: “Oh! Those are beans. You want beans?”
Jimmy: “Yes! Oops, I accidentally called them noodle soup. I apologize.”
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Jimmy, pointing to a moth on the ground: “It’s not moving.”
Me: “I think that moth is dead.”
Jimmy: “It’s just sleeping. It’s tired and lazy.”
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Me, after coming into the boys’ room when I heard noises at 10pm: “Why aren’t you asleep?”
Jimmy: “Because I doin’ somersaults in my bed.”
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Jimmy: “Most cars have no windows.”
Me: “What are you talking about? How do the people see out if there are no windows?”
Jimmy: “They have a little telescope that they can look out with one eye.”
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