Danny, walking outside in the backyard, “I smell donuts.”
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Jimmy: “Why is our meeting [our church building] so old?”
Susie, in an exasperated know-it-all voice, “We’ve been using it since you were born!”
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Jimmy: “What does full speed ahead mean?”
Me: “It means going as fast as you can.”
Jimmy: “I can go faster.”
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Me to Susie, “If this is the way you’re going to act, it’s going to be a long day.”
Becky happily declared, “I LOVE long days!”
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Jimmy: “Fries is a fruit.”
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Jimmy exclaimed when I first came in his room in the morning, “I know how to spell ATV!!! First “A”, then “T”, then “V”!!”
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Jimmy: “Rattle snakes are the dangerous, dangerous snakes in the whole wide world. If I ever see a rattlesnake, I’m going to run inside and get my camouflage suit on. Probably snakes are afraid of army men.”
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