Jimmy, pointing to a bird flying overhead: “Look, it’s a mohawk!”
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Jimmy was poking at a worm in the dirt, and then I heard him say: “I broke him.”
Me: “That’s too bad, bud. You need to be careful with animals. Tell him you’re sorry.”
Jimmy: “Worms don’t say, ‘I forgive you.’”
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I warned Becky not to come into the bathroom after her brother had a particularly smelly visit, but Becky insisted, “Don’t worry. I put my nose in the not-smelling version.”
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Susie: “When I was little, I would always swallow my gum. But I don’t do that anymore.”
Me: “Your brother always swallows his gum too.”
Susie: “I guess little kids’ mouths are slipperier.”
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